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Sometimes when I need a good laugh I think back to some classic lines from conversations I’ve had with friends. I want to make a record of them so that I won’t forget them over time. Here is the start of my record keeping. I don’t really care if you don’t find them funny. This post is for me. =P

1. On the bus with Laura after going for dinner. We went to al all you can eat sushi restaurant and I was SO full and had to pee really badly while trying not to wet myself on the VERY bumpy ride home.

Laura: If you scrunch up your lips tightly and make an ‘O’ it looks like a butthole.
Me: *trying not to pass out from bladder cramps*
Me: I’m not familiar with buttholes.

-later on, on the busride-
Laura: *telling me a story*
Some guy: *leans over to pull the stop string to get off the bus*
Laura: *looks at me* That guy’s dick just hit me

2. Some night at Jackie’s house either drinking or studying.

Me: I remember watching The Labyrinth as a kid and thinking the girl was perfect for the David Bowe character. Then when I watched it again in high school I realized how wrong that would have been.
Chris: What was it about?
Me: *gives him a synopsis*
Jackie: The Labyrinth was all about David Bowe and his bulge.

Oh man, I need to remember some classic ones from living with my previous roomies, especially ones with Ness. We all had some very classic moments with her.

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