Archive for March, 2007
“Asia Is A Really Poor Country”
Author: Ams
This is why 11 year olds should not have their own site. It is so unbelievably sad and hilarious at the same time. My favourite quotes:
- “Asia is a really poor country and there is a emprorer of Asia and he is really mean!!”
- “Some people in the country Tai-Wan eats somehting gross(No Offense)which is bugs.”
- “The Chinese people hate the Japanese because a long time ago they killed mostly everyone in China.”
read comments (11)Fabulous Discoveries
Author: Ams
I’ve come across a few things that I luh-uh-ove. The first are a recipes that I tried out and were instance successes. Since I S-U-C-K at cooking, these successes make them fool-proof. So I posted the links to them on a page called Recipes. Yes, I am quite the name creator. So anyway, if you’re in the mood for cooking, especially baking, try some out. If I wasn’t so lazy I would probably write up some reviews.
The second thing is ISIC (International Student Identity Card). You’re probably laughing at me because everyone knows about ISIC. Well, shut up! I just found out how sweet it is =P. Anyway, it costs $16 for the card, plus $10-12 for a picture, and you can save a lot of money using it. And I mean a LOT. By using this card in Europe, we’ll save hundreds on travelling and entrance fees for places. It is a sweet deal. The only problem is that no matter when you get it, the duration of its life is a fixed window. So mine expires the same time as someone who got it last November. Sucks to that! But with the money I’m going to save, I shouldn’t complain. That was all in Canadian currency, btw.
There was a third thing, but I forgot. Ah well.
Hey Wait A Minute Mr. Postman…
Author: Ams
Jack, why are you mailing things to my roommate? And when were you in California? XD
Maki and I laughed pretty hard at that. She called me over and when I saw the return address I had to do a double-take. A similar situation happened last week when a co-worker handed me a box of chocolates and said, “Can you give this Vanessa (my other roommate/ cousin)? It’s from Jack.” I was like, WTF! And then I realized that she was talking about an elderly man who comes in and always chats with Ness. Haha, silly me. I know Jack wouldn’t cheat on me, especially with my roommates.
R.I.P. Can Opener
Author: Ams
HOMG! MAKI, WHAT DID YOU DO?!
Actually, I broke it. I was making tomato sauce and it was WAY too salty. As far as I know, the only way to solve too much salt is to dilute it. So I skipped to the laundry room and got a can of crushed tomatoes to add in. And as I tried to pierce the top of the can with the can opener, it snapped right in half. Everyone in the house was happy since it sucked and it gives us an excuse to buy a new one. But I was sad because I couldn’t open my can. Thankfully someone had an opened jar in the fridge. W00t to that. I just got Maki to be in the picture because she always complains that I only take pictures of her when she’s eating.
Patriarchal vs Egalitarian Sex
Author: Ams
Disclaimer: This post uses terms, which are deemed crude and inappropriate outside of an academic context. Please note that my use of these words is not intended to offend anyone. Rather they are terms that scholars of sexualities use. My use of them is not supposed to be interpreted in a derogatory way. If you do not wish to read this entry because of its mature content, please do not read any further.